its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
Hell, why not the mall? You know, wait at the Gap. “Hey! It’s time for the meet!” You know, I’ll put down the flat-front khakis, head on over, grab an Orange Julius. Skip the part where psycho lunatic Tuco, you know, comes and steals my drugs and leaves me bleeding to death.
having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background
disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks
accurate scientific research
I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
Def click da pic